I develop novel statistical and machine learning methods for scientific questions, and communicate them effectively, whether to a room of domain experts, a classroom of students, or a grant review panel.

Research

Teaching

Talks

  • Meet the Postdocs

  • Seminar

    High-dimensional Multiple Hypothesis Testing Seminar Series

    AGH University of Science and Technology, Krakow, Poland · Nov 2022

Essays

  • The Seam Does Not Show Anymore

    A room at the Royal Statistical Society in 1935, a friendship breaking apart in front of everyone, and two statisticians whose falling out never got the ending anyone expects.

    August 24, 2026
  • One Napkin, Two Fires

    A replica Mona Lisa burning in Glass Onion's finale, and the napkin burned just before it, proof of whose idea the company was really built on.

    August 17, 2026
  • What It Would Take, In Cups

    An afternoon at an English research station, a story statisticians have retold for a century, and the woman most versions of it never bother to name.

    August 10, 2026
  • Gifts to a Future Self

    A mathematician too weak for real work after brain surgery, dealing himself hand after hand of solitaire, and a why-ladder that keeps closing on the same two answers.

    August 3, 2026